12 Funny Things My Kid Said This Past Year

March 24.

4:24 PM.

One week after our third wedding anniversary.

Our little girl came screaming into our life.

A rare moment of calm

If she wasn't screaming, she was smiling and babbling.

Before too long she was competing with her older brother for the funniest kid.

Post by Mary Johnson.

I wish I would have kept a better record of the things my oldest said when he was little.

You think you are always going to remember it, but don't. So, I started recording her quips on social media.

Looking back, it was hard to pick a few. I picked 12 out of a thousand things she said this last year.

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"Its so hot, can we call it a day?" #carconversation

A photo posted by Mary Johnson (@mryjhnsn) on Jun 3, 2014 at 5:06am PDT

"I wish the fish were big enough to play with me."

A photo posted by Mary Johnson (@mryjhnsn) on Aug 31, 2014 at 11:42am PDT

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I'm tying my shoes! Stopping taking my picture #instakids #HumansofCleveland

A photo posted by Mary Johnson (@mryjhnsn) on Oct 11, 2014 at 9:43am PDT

A ladybug landed on RD when we got back on the @LodiStation train and she was in tears! "Will the ladybug eat my flesh?"

A photo posted by Mary Johnson (@mryjhnsn) on Oct 26, 2014 at 1:00pm PDT

RD: I'm hungry Me: have a banana RD: what's today? Me: Wednesday RD: I can't eat bananas on Wednesday. Me: 💬 We got pizza.

A photo posted by Mary Johnson (@mryjhnsn) on Dec 17, 2014 at 3:23pm PST

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Happy birthday, love!