So... without much fanfare I bring you...
Kid Conversations!
My awesome Kid |
When my son was three:
I was talking to the husband on the phone, the son wanted the husband to drop everything and play with him.When he was four and the VW commercial about the super fast black Volkswagen came out (you know - the one that was so fast that you did not see but got punched anyway):
Husband: I wish I had your energy
Kid: *punching Husband*
Kid: There is some energy
Me: hahahahahahahahahaha
Husband was teasing Kid, Kid punches Husband, before Husband can react Kid says, "BLACK ONE!"
Last year my son was at work with me and was trying to tell me something. A friend of mine who also works in my office over heard this:
Kid: blah blah blah(and my friend can't stop sharing it)
Me: I don't know what that means
Kid: blah blah blah
Me: I still don't know what you are asking
Kid: blah blah blah
Me: I need you to say it differently because I don't understand.
Kid: What?!? Do I need to say it in Spanish?
Keeping with the Spanish theme...
Kid: kjlafhshfowsfowif
Me: What?
Kid: You would not understand. I was speaking Spanish.