Thank You, TrumpBookReport

I haven't watched the debates. I read social media after or watch SNL. There are so many other things I would rather be doing than watching two rich people argue over issues that don't affect them.

That said, the hashtag #TrumpBookReports is laugh out loud funny. Brightened my day. Not that it needed much - Indians are in the World Series!

The tweet that started the trend -

Trump's foreign policy answers sound like a book report from a teenager who hasn't read the book. "Oh, the grapes! They had so much wrath!"

— Antonio French (@AntonioFrench) October 20, 2016

And, the ones I wish I was clever enough to write -

Nobody has more respect for Hester Prynne than me. I would totally nail her. She gets an A+. #TrumpBookReport

— Nasty Babushka (@viciousbabushka) October 20, 2016

Fault? These stars are a disaster. A disaster, let me tell you. Believe me, I'm going to make stars great again. #TrumpBookReport

— Maureen Johnson (@maureenjohnson) October 20, 2016

I prefer the Mockingbirds that don't get killed. 🐤 #TrumpBookReport

— Jeff Barrett (@BarrettAll) October 20, 2016

It took Low Energy Harry Potter 7 books to defeat Voldermort. Sad! I would have beat him in the first book! #TrumpBookReport

— Historical Trump (@HistoryDTrump) October 20, 2016

#TrumpBookReport
Nasty woman. Drops a house on a job creator. Steals her shoes. Melts her. I would send her back to Kansas, Believe me.

— Stephanie Lenz (@Edenza) October 20, 2016

Gatsby? He says he was great. I don't know. People are saying maybe not so great. I'll make Gatsby great again. #trumpbookreport

— Brian Francis (@briandfrancis) October 20, 2016

The Hunger Games are rigged, folks. Everyone knows Katniss won because she played the woman card. Nasty woman. Very rigged. #TrumpBookReport

— missy kurzweil (@missykurz) October 20, 2016

Jurrasic Park. Yuge disaster. Dinosaurs everywhere. So many deaths. So many. I'd have built bigger fences. The best fences #TrumpBookReport

— Alex McIntire (@A_Mac_27) October 20, 2016

I did not finish "Pride and Prejudice" because the title made me think it was about me, but it lied. #TrumpBookReport

— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) October 20, 2016