My Top 5 Things I Hate About Being a Woman
1. Boob sweat
Martinis and Minivans put it as #5 and I putting at number #1. It sucks. I do use deodorant.
2. Swollen Ankles and Feet
There is nothing pretty about seeing the impressions of my cute strappy sandals still on my feet when I take them off.
3. Migrains
I can't comprehend why the world won't stop when I have one. I am not asking for long, just enough time to catch my breath. And, by world I mean little people who n-e-e-d me and my man who needs me
4. Shaving arm pits
Who sees them but me, really, so why do I feel guilty when I forget to do it and wear a tank top? I'm not sleeping with the person who may not like the look of it and at this particular point in our married life I think the husband is only looking at one area of my body at the time. Sure, there will be a time again that shaving arm pits for him will be romantic again but I think we will both be happy if I used the time for a quicky then in the shower.
5. Cleaning
I hate it, I am not good at it, and I hate feeling like I need to be the one responsible for it.