Who knew being an adult would be so much fun! I get to pay bills and have watermelon size babies fall out of who ha. Don't even get me started on being a human pacifier never mind holding down a job while being one! Oh, being adult can be so much fun.
I guess there are some truly wonderful things associated with being (well) over the age of consent.
My Top 5 Best Things About Being an Adult1. I don't have to follow (some) rules
For instance, I can't do a list of six. I like lists of five. It is a nice number and it is odd. Odd lists are better, just ask John Cusak in High Fidelity (or my first post regarding top 5). The only exception is when I am compensated to do a list of ten.
2. I can lie with out guilt
Of, course I do feel guilty but mostly it is just too damn hard to lie let alone keep track of the lies and the follow up lies. Life is too short. Unless, I am lying to my children and then all bets are off.
3. I can still act like I am twelveJust because I am over the legal age to drink does not mean I can't act like I am twelve from time to time and then turn around and have a nice big glass of "mommy juice."
4. Boy crazy takes on a whole new meaning
5. I get to do fun, crazy stuff that the teenage me would cringe at...Such as drink wine naked, write trashy love stories and pull a plane for charity (and if you want to donate... I could really use the help!)
5.) List the 6 best things about being an adult.