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But wait, there is more!
Push the button a second time and your actions are no longer embossed in the memory of your loved ones.
And, finally, push the button a third time and you immediately forgive yourself for being human.
If only there was a magic button to press when I'm frustrated and irritated, especially when the kids are less then perfect, but my actions are more over reactive then reactive.
I can only hope to accomplish that on the days like this that my children realize that I am human, I make mistakes, I learn from my mistakes and I love them very much.
And, if not, well then they can discuss that with their therapist.